I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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