Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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