I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
