I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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