I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
The air taste purple.
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