why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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