I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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