im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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