Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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