now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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