I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Dating After Heartbreak
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
what food is Colorado known for?