Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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