is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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