Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Please don't give away my fajitas
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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