I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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