Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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