your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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