I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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