i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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