yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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