ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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