it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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