normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
God I need to hump something, right now.
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