i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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