He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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