When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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