so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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