the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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