you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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