I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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