'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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