Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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