Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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