you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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