Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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