just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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