He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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