just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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