Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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