Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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