the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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