what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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