The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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