careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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