I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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