STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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