I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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