I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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