Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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