Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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