Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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