no, he came in my armpit
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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