it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
did i just pee glitter
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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