Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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