Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
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So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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