Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My ass is underappreciated
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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