YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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