One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
